Kate Middleton is going to be royally fucked tonight.
What if during the royal wedding one of the guards burst through the door and started shouting "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON"
Prince Harry and the half-bald prince.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OHMYGODDOERDFGBTGFH PISSING
Harry's inner monologue "WHERES THE BUFFET?!?!??!?"